7 over-the-top defenses of Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson - The Week

7 over-the-top defenses of Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson - The Week
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NOTE: This story was posted on TheWeek.com before A&E un-suspended Robertson from the TV so-called "reality" show, but it is worth reading for a few laughs and raised eyebrows, if nothing else.

A NEW PERVERSION by Toney Atkins

Re-posted by request from Toney Atkins' web site and a separate Atkins blog from the mid-2000s. (Time flies when you're having fun, and hopefully, this PG-rated piece will give you a smile.)

A NEW PERVERSION
By Toney Atkins

A new perversion has suddenly entered my life as I weave my way into my early 60s: I've lost interest in sex.

No, it's not that the hormones quit raging. Perhaps they just raged so long, they needed to rest and decided they liked retirement.

I tried one of those 36-hour male enhancement drugs. but ended up with nothing but blurred vision and a backache.

I'm probably one of the few men in the world who will turn his eyes away from a steamy sex scene in a movie, much as most would close their eyes as a screaming victim is hacked to death by an ax murderer. It even embarrasses me to watch animals copulating on nature shows.

I don't deny that age possibly has something to do with this, but this perversion seemed to hit me overnight not too long ago.

It's not that I'm falling apart. Some have told me that I look "hot" and that I appear to be a lot younger. Then I'm brought down to earth when the clerk at Kentucky Fried Chicken automatically gives me a senior discount without a second look. 

But the mirror still shows a certain distinction and not extinction. I woke this morning, so I'm still alive and on this side of the ground. The hormonal thrill is gone, but I don't miss it. If that's not perversion, what is?

Although I rarely analyze it or dwell on what I once believed was one of the most important things in my life, it sometimes occurs to me that I indeed must be an oddball.

I even went to an adult chat room on the Internet to see if stimulation lay in some unknown person who could live anywhere in the world. One of the room's inhabitants sent me an instant message, and the profile information displayed what had to be a human being with the most sexually attractive body in the world. That unseen being in cyberspace saw me as being an object of perfection. (I composed a rather inventive profile of myself.) However, my mental image of the writer was of a 500-pound creature whose major orgasms came from ingesting five Whoppers, fries and four Slurpees at one sitting. My sexual stirrings remained dormant. I decided then and there that chat rooms were not for me.

My eyes still find pleasure in looking at a beautiful person, but I'm finding that more people have a certain special beauty if I look at them long enough.

I believe in love, but where is the lust? Am I missing something? Am I any different than I was before when I believed that proving sexual prowess was one of the most essential things in life?

Now I'm out of the closet with this perversion, I hope you don't think less of me.It's certainly not that you are not sexy. It's simply that I'd rather just love you, and it's sad if that's considered to be perverted in this day and age.

HOLIDAY WISHES ESPECIALLY FOR YOU

HAVE A VERY 

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Spread love and peace. == Toney Atkins

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Crossword solution - December 6, 2013 - The Week

Crossword solution - December 6, 2013 - The Week
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Sudoku solution - December 6, 2013 - The Week

Sudoku solution - December 6, 2013 - The Week
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He said he was leaving. She ignored him. - The Week

He said he was leaving. She ignored him. - The Week
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Today’s Republicans Really Are More Radical Than Ever

Today’s Republicans Really Are More Radical Than Ever: American reactionaries are more powerful today than they ever have been before. But the true history of their rise also points to their undoing.
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America Produced More Oil Than It Imported For The First Time Since 1995

America Produced More Oil Than It Imported For The First Time Since 1995: Thanks to technological advances in the extracting process, U.S. crude oil production is up and imports are down. Experts vary in opinion as to whether this is a short-term phenomenon or a long-term trend.
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CHART: Americans Pay Way More For Health Care Than People In Any Other Affluent Nation

CHART: Americans Pay Way More For Health Care Than People In Any Other Affluent Nation: About 37 percent of Americans didn't see a doctor or fill a prescription because it was too expensive in 2013 -- a significantly higher number than for other well-to-do countries.
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Everything You Need To Know About Obama’s ‘Fix’ For Insurers Canceling Plans

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2013 Set To Be One Of The Hottest Years Ever

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No Thanksgiving

No Thanksgiving: It’s that time of the year: conservatives are once again decrying the non-existent War on Christmas.
Meanwhile, retailers across the country are engaged in a very real War on Thanksgiving by forcing their low-wage workers to come in and work on Thanksgiving Day so the rest of us can start shopping a few hours earlier.
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Study: Public polls underestimate same-sex attraction, especially among Christians (via Raw Story )

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Syria Utilizes Alternatives To Chemical Weapons In Attacks On Civilians

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Obamacare Update

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LET OUR VETERANS KNOW THEY'RE APPRECIATED By Toney Atkins... A repost

LET OUR VETERANS KNOW THEY'RE APPRECIATED
Please do not restrict your appreciation of our armed forces veterans who fought in any or all of our wars. This post reflects the overwhelming gratitude my late father had when some caring and patriotic friends surprised and honored him, bringing him to tears. Please thank a veteran today, not just on Veterans Day. ... Toney Atkins (Full post at link above.)

White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election After Pretending To Be Black

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A YOUNG SOLDIER'S REMEMBRANCE OF DEPLOYMENT TO IRAQ

A YOUNG SOLDIER'S REMEMBRANCE OF DEPLOYMENT TO IRAQ
Reposted in honor of young veterans who have served in Iraq and Afghanistan. The northwest Georgia writer wishes to remain anonymous; minor editing by Toney Atkins.

$10.10

$10.10: The White House and Senate Democrats are zeroing in on a plan to raise the minimum wage, which has not increased in more than four years, to $10.10 per hour. The Senate is expected to take up the plan sometime “very soon,” according to Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY).
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